Lighten Up Online 3: In This Issue
Hundreds took part. Dozens reached the Finals. Seventeen made it on
to the Polympic Podium of Lighten Up Online's September Issue where,
in reverse alphabetical order for a change:
Helen Whittaker finds that X hits her spot
Leo Vincent fears being Trussed and stuffed
Frances Thompson (aka Con Fresh Postman) gets creative with anagrams
Paul Stevens’ relationship does more than just ruffle feathers
George Simmers on the socio-economic importance of yobs
Colin Shaddick muses on pyjamas which might threaten international relations
Mae Scanlan regrets that not all heroes have been able to swim like Michael Phelps
DA Prince ages from Playschool to Songs of Praise
Rosemary Nice restrains herself in the interests of mother/child bonding
Julie Kane warns against those who write prose
Andy Jackson sorts through a day’s junk mail
Max Gutmann (not to be referred to as “Of the USA“) …
Jo Field gets the bird
Karen Doherty is faced with the truth about baby talk
Mary Cresswell defends her considerable assets at Grasmere
Tony Cloke gets the gist, (just), of Wordsworth