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If men don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses,
Ignore them and pay no attention.
For dim hairy yokels
Who 'diss' varifocals,
In my book are not worth a mention.

 Next time you're perplexed
'Cos some jerk's mocked your specs,
Just go find a big hunk of beef
Who instinctively senses,
Concealed by your lenses,
The latent pole dancer beneath.