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Twitching Twit Twixt Tweets

I’m a twit and I tweet lots of twaddle
This lark’s a doddle

I’m a twit, I don’t tweak what I tweet
Banality’s all I excrete

I’m a twit, when I tweet ne’er a twinge
Of self-doubt as on Twitter I binge

I’m a twit, when I don’t tweet I twitch
I scratch ten times hourly this itch

I’m a twit, when I’m twisted I tweet
Not a bone in my body’s discreet

I’m a twit, should I twy the steps twelve?
This compulsion I just cannot shelve

Seán Kenny