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(With apologies to fans of D. P.)

A single thing about this male empowers.
I see it every time he strikes a pose.
Observe between those ears, like cauliflowers,
One perfect nose.

I know the language of this boring man.
Each word he utters makes me want to doze.
What feature holds me, his reluctant fan?
One perfect nose.

Why is it that I haven't captured yet
A sexy hunk, such as . . . (best not disclose.)
Why was it my misfortune just to get
One perfect nose?