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No history of seizures?
How much pain can you take?
Let’s talk about procedures
(his private jet’s at stake).

The doc deploys a laser beam
and makes a costly snip;
you find you’re maimed. His next regime
is giving you the slip.

Don’t question his validity,
his training, or his bare
duplicitous cupidity –
so cool, so millionaire.