I don’t have much get up and go
but now my mat lets people know
I do yoga.
I was ungainly as a frog
but now I do the downward dog.
I do yoga.
I’m still in a decrepit state
but now I breathe and meditate.
I do yoga.
Folk used to look at me with loathing
but now I’m sporting skimpy clothing.
I do yoga.
When I go for my angioplasty
it’s not goodbye, it’s just Namaste.
I do yoga.