Hunting a xenomorph’s easy to master
if the crew of your spaceship all join in the fray,
to help in avoiding a cosmic disaster.
Don’t look for your cat since your spacecraft is vaster
than Salisbury Cathedral – you will rue the day!
Hunting a xenomorph’s easy to master.
Don’t comb through the air ducts, alone, with your blaster,
and if you should stray there’s a price you will pay
to help in avoiding a cosmic disaster.
Don’t multi-task, you’ll need reflexes faster
than lightning or you’ll be the creature’s next prey.
Hunting a xenomorph’s easy to master.
Don’t plead with the fiend, you’re its meat balls and pasta –
you’ll soon find it’s whack-a-mole you’ll have to play
to help in avoiding a cosmic disaster.
Search the escape craft and on the walls plaster
the alien’s brains without further delay.
Hunting a xenomorph’s easy to master
to help in avoiding a cosmic disaster.