I badly need a FINDIT App
that has a comprehensive map
of everything my house contains
from spoons and shoes to weaving skeins
so if there's something I've mislaid,
with no idea where it has strayed
and fruitless search with tooth-comb care
confirms it isn't anywhere –
I'll enter what I cannot find;
the App will use its programmed mind
and tell me in two seconds flat
exactly where that something's at.