The young memoirist has her say,
But isn’t it ironic—
She’s twenty-two if she’s a day,
A far cry from iconic.
She stars in some new TV show
Now going on two seasons,
And in this time she’s “learned to grow”
For oh so many reasons.
Such wisdom here! Knows even more
Than back when she was twenty.
(Just wait until she’s twenty-four;
She’ll be a cognoscente.)
An author once would earn that name
By force of reputation,
But now the slightest claim to fame
Is cause for publication.