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I don’t feel the need to go into space
I’d rather stay here where I know my place,
I prefer to travel in trains and cars
I’ll wait until I can do that on Mars.

I have no wish to be gravity free
With unnatural things expected of me,
No chance it seems to properly sit still
Three courses for dinner all in one pill.

I don’t find a thrill in exploration
Joining the race for an explanation,
Before we solve how the heavens gave birth
We could try and improve life here on earth.