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Sally wanted holidays
   in very smart hotels,
and promised great room service
   in return for wedding bells.

Sadie set her heart upon
  a house beside the sea,
another for her mother
  and a separate one for me.

Steffi wanted restaurants
  with multi Michelin stars,
caviar for breakfast
  and the most expensive cars.

Sandy ordered cocktails
  that cost both arms and legs.
Then she took my credit card
  and drained it to the dregs.

Girls whose names began with S
  had not been great successes
till Sarah paid for fish and chips
  and trumped all my ex-S‘s.