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Ireland, I see, will pay me eighty-four 
thousand euros just to go and live 
on a coastal island. Dublin, say no more!   
I don’t care if the tide will cut me off 
from land for several hours every day. 
Or if I have to spend your grant restoring 
a small stone hovel. Or raise sheep or hay 
or ducklings. I don’t care if life is boring 
because there’s no TV or internet. 
Don’t care about the frequent need for macs.  
You offer solitude. And I would bet 
you wouldn’t charge a poet income tax. 
  
I don’t care what amenities are lacking. 
Just offer me an island. I’ll start packing.