We're not about to beg your pardon
for banning fairies from our garden.
The goblins all have been dismissed
long heading our unwanted list.
We skimmed the pond of each last sprite
as none of them had any right
to be here. Following their rout
the Spanish duendes were kicked out.
Gremlins received the shortest shrift.
Expelling them was extra swift!
The ne’er-do-wells included elves,
who had to leave, fend for themselves,
as well as any Nibelungs
among those speaking foreign tongues,
or chaneques, still also banned
from what's now known as Gnome Man's Land!