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Why am I always painted bad, 
When all I wanted was a coat? 
Folks never seemed to get so mad 
The times I slaughtered cow and goat. 

But puppies? No, they're far too cute 
To strangle, skin, and then re-stitch. 
Each parent proved to be a brute, 
Yet I'm the one who gets called "bitch"? 

My house got soaked in puppy pee, 
My wardrobe wrecked by vengeful curs. 
It isn't fair, you must agree, 
That I face ruin over furs?