Martin Parker's The Wrong Ancient Mariner will be under sail on the 9th of November. Now available for pre-ordering through Amazon at £7-99p or, currently and more immediately available from the author via www.martinparker-verse.co.uk OR email to
His cargo includes Shakespeare's plan for a weekly 'soap', a viciously modern Jenny's prosecution of one whom she had kissed long ago and a statement of amatory intent from a team of Dairylea Cheese Triangles. A stocking-filler and all-year-round gift for those who deserve something more original than the usual socks, golf balls, chocolates or pot-plants.