Lighten Up Online

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Status Update

On Facebook, for “relationship,”
You check the box for mated.
Then he signs up as single and
Oh, crap! You should have waited.

Just wait till his computer’s down
Or he’s inebriated:
You’ll update hoping he won’t see
You’re now “it’s complicated.”

Julie Kane

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