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Geoff Lander -- Nuts to Women's Lib


A rumble?
Yes it's surely that--
if the off-side tyre's flat.
Well done you to find the jack,
its being dark, its being black!
Yes, of course, it's mighty greasy
that's to make the screw thread easy.
Sure you've tried with all your might
the garage leaves them far too tight.
There there now, few ladies can.
I think you need the AA man.


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