Heather Reid -- LOL,

What does it mean?
looks out longingly,
lingers on latrine?

Leaks orange liquid,
limps on legs,
Lives off lover,
louche old letch?

Low on lager,
low on laughs,
low on libido,
lips oddly lax?

Lots of lolly,
lots of love,
lusts older ladies,
lascivious old lush?

Leathery old landlord,
lives odd life,
lets off loudly,
lightenup on line?