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When you discover that your fiancé
has fallen for the girl who's been your friend
since childhood, that is sure one lousy day.
Everything's broken, nothing's left to mend.
She swears to me she's innocent, but how
can I believe her? All unlike ourselves -
me, gentle once, a raging fury now -
who else am I to put the blame on? Elves?
And then the guy she's doted on for years,
a hopeless crush, decides he loves her back.
All ends in reconciliation, tears
of joy, two weddings suddenly on track.
Helen and I are BFFs again.
(There's no accounting for the taste of men.)