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Now all that anybody talks are blues.
Now all that anybody talks are blues.
A lumberjack is taking pine for boards.
A lumberjack is taking pine for boards.
Pine boards are all now for taking is a
lumberjack blues that anybody talks.

Silly ministers crowd the stage again.
Silly ministers crowd the stage again.
And men spam their perfect alter-egos.
And men spam their perfect alter-egos.
The ministers perfect silly crowd spam
and alter-egos stage the men again.

Their super-python is on the common.
Their super-python is on the common.
And the Norwegian walks back to fjords.
And the Norwegian walks back to fjords.
The common Norwegian walks their python
back to the fjords and is super on.

A lumberjack is taking to the boards,
and ministers perfect their silly walks.
Norwegian blues now pine for the fjords,
and spam is all that anybody talks.
Their alter-egos common supermen,
The Python crowd are back on stage again.