John Betjeman may lord it over the lost land of rural all too impermanent ways, but here is your chance to indulge in steamy nostalgia, or anti-nostalgia, or comment on the pleasures and pains of modern diesel-drawn rail travel in your own or anyone else’s style, past or present, in up to 16 lines not later than 20th May.
You'll have to wait till June, poor mokes,
If you're expecting further jokes.