It's 30p to have a pee at Euston,
30p to simply take a leak.
No small change with other matters calling?
You could be up a very nasty creek.
It's 30p to use the loo at Euston.
Really? 30p to have a slash?
And there's a guard who keeps a constant lookout
ensuring there's a tinkling stream of cash.
It's 30p to have a pee at Euston,
exploitation at its urgent worst.
Nothing makes mums madder than a bladder,
baby-pressed and roundly fit to burst.
It's 30p to use the loo at Euston,
It takes the euphemistic bally p.
Hell, you guys, ten minutes, I can hold it –
I'm told at Charing Cross relief is free.
NOTE: For details of Geoff Lander's debut HappenStance pamphlet A Lesser Mortal see News section