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I needed no detective
to discover you’re a cheat.
You didn’t think I’d bust you,
but I had a ringside seat.

It would have served you better
if you kept abreast of tech.
My drone outside your window
was an easy way to check.

Not only was it spying,
it recorded what was done.
Your lover looked so lifeless,
was she really having fun?

I’m not the type of woman
who would post it on the net.
I’d surely shock your family,
but consider this a threat.