He set the message on his phone:
"Superman is not at home".
Though the wicked strut and pout,
Someone else can sort it out.
No need to fly today – how sweet!
The chance to try his own two feet.
Godzilla's roaming all about;
Someone else can sort it out.
He's hard at work with garden twine.
His lycra flutters on the line;
The future of mankind's in doubt?
Someone else can sort it out.
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