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When I have the flu,
will you,
my Valentine,
make chicken stew?

Or when I say achoo!
will you,
my Valentine,
leave for Honshu?

When I don't have a clue,
will you,
my Valentine,
provide a few?

Oh do and don't and do!
For you,
O Valentine,
are my one true,

true love. I hope anew
that you,
my Valentine,
may never rue

the day I say I do
to you,
my Valentine.
Oh say it too.