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So. You have been unfaithful. Thought as much.
I sensed your longing for another’s clutch
while you were still manipulating me.
You’ll give him hell. I know you. So will he.
In all the years we’ve been together, you
have never listened to me. Too
obtuse to read my signals of distress
you just pressed on – you couldn’t have cared less.
That’s you all over – just don’t want to know
As long as you get where you want to go.
Well, you know what ? – And this is not a joke –
I think I could do better with a bloke.
The chemistry was never there between us.
Cars are from Mars, and women are from Venus.