It's a fact that a zip
Can stick, slip or nip,
Requiring remedial attention;
Plus medical care
Should it come to ensnare
A part one's reluctant to mention.
But, worry no more!
There's one product sure
To be most efficaciously calming.
For, though thousands of hooks
Concealed in the nooks
Of one's trousers sounds really alarming,
Velcro's design
Is entirely benign
And avoids accidental self-harming.