Are air-sick bags they give the rich
In first-class flight like those in which
We spew, or, as with meal and seat,
Is what they get somehow elite?
A fur-lined bag or inset pearl
To aid the CEOs who hurl
Would just be silly and outré,
But paper is so déclassé.
Perhaps they're told in accents mild,
After "first you and then your child,"
That they, in an emergency,
May vomit in Economy.