. . . is clearly a frenetic polymath. His website at: www.volecentral.co.uk has information about obscure verse forms, tessellating interlocking polyminoes, parodies, pretty patterns and devilled fruit. But information about voles, central or peripheral, is absent as yet. Do not miss how he comes to be reachable by Googling “crazed nipples” in China and Italy, “nude caravanning” in the UK and “possessive gerund archaic” in Hong Kong. This man gets around!