Three cheers to the great explorers,
For going without knowing where;
A shame no TV reporters,
Were filming so we could all share.
Imagine our all-day news fest,
The frenzy when they first saw land;
Speculation from the Crows-Nest,
Long before a foot touched the sand;
Then desperate to be the first one,
To report all the local's views;
The station has to abandon,
To cover some more breaking news.