Go, friendly bombs, and rain on Seoul
and every place from pole to pole
not under the direct control
of Kim Jong-un.
The world will pay for its aggression
towards our freedom of expression.
There’ll be no mercy or concession
from Kim Jong-un.
Our glorious guns will raze the earth
from north to south and round its girth,
provoking monumental mirth
in Kim Jong-un.
Then our celestial paradigm
will rule until the end of time.
No mortal word is fit to rhyme
with Kim Jong-un.