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It is clear that we're transitioning
blanket use of air-conditioning,
so I shall be repositioning
         wardrobewise.

Summer is the new Siberia;
iced air-con won't make us cheerier;
Narnia's come to the interior;
         weatherwise.

Thought outside the box is bolder
and it can’t be that much colder –
ice will splice each file and folder,
         office-wise.

I need clothes more synergistic;
nose-to-tiptoes more holistic -
thermally more realistic –
veering to animalistic
(woollier, to be simplistic),
         undie-wise…