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A cat in the milk can be expected.
A cat's hind foot will not cure gout.
When kittens vote, fools are elected.
A cat in the milk will find no trout.

A cat in the milk does not churn butter.
Pennies and dogs are saved in vain.
Shrews may gibber but field mice mutter,
A cat in the milk is a sign of rain.  

A sow's ear purse is better than silk.
A lawyer looks for a cat in the milk.