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I still don't love you, Dr. Fell.
But now the cause is plain to tell –
You won't come out when I'm unwell.

You claim it's admin overload
That keeps you stuck in office mode.

Appointments offered weeks ahead
Are pointless if by then I'm dead.

Plus, just a bare-five-minute slot
Won't be enough for what I've got.

And once you've found me on your screen
My time is up. That's it. I've been!

It's all too clear I'm seen by you
As health and admin problem too.

You've lost the Hippocratic Touch.
My lack of faith in you is such
I can't think why you're paid so much.