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Angry just refuses to be angry.
I’m finally happy, angry says,
Now I know that one must accept oneself.
But you’re not accepting yourself,
Acceptance says, you’re becoming me,
Which is making me become angry.
And of course happy is not happy –
You’re not me either! she yells,
I’ve never been angry! I’m happy!