It's new, it's sexy
Aerodynamically perfected:
A fountain of youth
Turbo-charged, fuel-injected.
This sports car that's
The color of gazpacho
In six seconds goes
From zero to macho.
For chrissake − just stare at it
And you will
See it seems to zoom even when
Standing still.
The only problem is the
Balding, grey-goateed
Pale and pudgy owners
Who buy them will need
At some point every day
Wherever they are
To eventually have to
Get out of the car.