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Some tweeters tweet on Twitter by the hour
Or oftener, if they have less to say.
Condoning or condemning, sweet or sour,
It exercises thumbs throughout the day,
And often nose-thumbs start a tit-for-tat:
"Look! That's not what I said! Let me reframe.
My meaning was the opposite of that—
Erroneous butt-tweeting was to blame!" ...
"Delete at once, or you'll regret your post!" ...
"I won't be bullied by some random jerk!" ...
"Ass! I'm not random, I'm your Twitter host—
So trash your tweets, or your account won't work!" ...
Hours later, all the tweets amount to nil.
You see why I don't tweet? And never will!