I smell something rotten,
I think he´s forgotten
To take a bath or a shower
My legs are numb
I can't feel my bum,
I´ve been sitting here for an hour.
It´s tricky to smile
As I´ve been here a while,
My boredom I´m trying to hide.
To attempt to look thinner,
I´ve not had my dinner -
I hope he´s got my good side.
I want it noted
I feel rather bloated
And my hair's a disaster.
So, Leo my dear,
Let me be quite clear–
Will you work a bit faster!
