(There are many famous first lines, but
have you ever considered last lines?)
"I've bought a lamp – it's for my shelf.
Thanks, I'll connect these wires myself."
"I tripped up, by the washing line,
no, no, just water, I'll be fine."
"I said it's not a poisonous snake,
please take my word, for heaven's sake."
"My oxygen is getting low,
I'm coming up now, safe and slow."
"That rock was big, but now I'm free,
you called an ambulance for me?"
"From there they won't all see the flyer,
perhaps I'll climb a little higher?"
"The fish man told me it was cod
but now I'm feeling really odd."
"It's okay, I'm an engineer.
You saw sparks coming out? From here?"