“The bride’s wearing ivory brocade!”
“It’s the best dress her Mam ever made . . . ”
“And the groom’s mate said: “Look,
I’m running a book –
How soon till the bridesmaid gets laid?”
“The bridesmaid looks awkward, in limbo.”
“That dress makes her feel like a bimbo!”
“It’s a hell of a shock,
Seeing her in a frock –
She’s always in jeans, back in Brymbo!”
“At weddings you can always depend
On scandal . . . now where’s the groom’s friend?”-
“With that bridesmaid he went,
Behind the large tent . . . ”
“So he won his own bet, in the end!”