It's 2 a.m., and damn! The WiFi's dead –
No YouTube, Instagram or Spotify;
This is the only moment that I dread
Since I can't sleep with silence in my head,
I need some voice to lull me as I lie –
It's 2 a.m., and damn! The WiFi's dead,
And now some loony thought will weave its thread
Within my brain and leave it all awry –
This is the only moment that I dread;
As patients go to pharmacies for med-
icines, the Internet's my drug supply –
It's 2 a.m., and damn! The WiFi's dead;
I planned to watch a movie, but instead,
I'm staring at a wall as time goes by –
This is the only moment that I dread:
I've had enough! I'm teaming up with Fred
To teach a lesson to the IP guy –
It's 2 a.m., and damn! The WiFi's dead,
This is the only moment that I dread.