Some seek an early Christmas in July,
but tourists watch snow melt and glaciers die.
The Wind Farm's blades look like a giant fan
to cool the heat, when earth's a frying pan.
Will A/C help the breathless oldsters rally,
when all our world is burning like Death Valley?
Will our Apocalypse be fire or ice?
New England's Frost once thought that ice was nice.
But now, instead of stars to hitch our wagons,
big rockets rise like flame-emitting dragons.
A crisis too that billionaires must face
who hope to cool their heels in outer space.
SpaceX is the vessel they'll equip
to launch themselves on their galactic trip.
But they'll suggest to us a helpful plan:
Escape, like good 'ol Cruz, to Yucatan.