William Greig: Reply To My Complaint
(From The Right Honourable Whitewash Hoity-Toity, Chief
Executive of ‘Reach For The Stars’ Entertainments Agency)
“I’m a high-flying Chief Executive
and much more important than you
so whatever your complaint may be
I’ve got better things to do
of a cutting-edge, complex, strategy based
forward planning kind
and, before you can ask, ‘What on earth does this mean?’
I will answer –‘Never you mind !’
I’m tied up in meetings all this week,
the whole of next month too,
so you will have to wait your turn
till I might just see to you
and as you are a low-level customer
who may think I’m being terse
though, in fact, I’m busy being important,
do put your complaint in verse.”