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William Greig: Reply To My Complaint 
 
(From The Right Honourable Whitewash Hoity-Toity, Chief
 Executive of ‘Reach For The Stars’ Entertainments Agency)
 
“I’m a high-flying Chief Executive
       and much more important than you
so whatever your complaint may be
       I’ve got better things to do
of a cutting-edge, complex, strategy based
      forward planning kind
and, before you can ask, ‘What on earth does this mean?’
      I will answer –‘Never you mind !’ 
 
I’m tied up in meetings all this week, 
      the whole of next month too,
so you will have to wait your turn
     till I might just see to you
and as you are a low-level customer
     who may think I’m being terse
though, in fact, I’m busy being important,
      do put your complaint in verse.”