We're sorry you missed your connection:
It left from the station's far section.
The platform you waited
On wasn't vacated
In time to avoid redirection.
We are sorry you're still on your feet
In our nine-coach express: It's petite
When it's six coaches light,
So the train is packed tight,
And there's no way of reaching your seat.
We're sorry your current location
Is not near your planned destination:
When drivers are tapping
Out WhatsApps, or napping,
They don't always stop at your station.