The media's useless, their news is all fake,
And you won't learn a thing watching network TV.
But they're not fooling me because I'm wide awake.
You can be awake too if you listen to me.
I did my own research and gave it some thought,
I developed this theory and proved that it's true.
Only I found the evidence many have sought.
If you like I can share my new theory with you.
So I've taken to YouTube and TikTok and Twitter,
Where some like my theory and some disagree.
I've been trashed on the net but I won't be a quitter.
I know that it's true since I want it to be.
In the past it's been said that I'm not very bright
By elitists who think that they’re so friggin’ smart.
But this time it’s different. They're wrong and I'm right.
I'm the one now who knows. That's the very best part.