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Some people should be sent to driving school,
those who seem not to comprehend red signs
at four-way stops. So often some dang fool
will take my turn. Oh, there should be stiff fines!

I'd like to cut their licenses to bits--
those nuts who chase me down, then ride my tail.
Some pass, then cut me off. They give me fits!
I want to see them languishing in jail.

But since there's nothing I can do to keep
these idiots from taking to the wheel,
I'll just drive on while hoping that they reap
what they deserve. I'll mask the way I feel.

My middle finger I will not hold high
but click my dashboard cam as they go by.